Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Out of range, and that's probably for the best

"The Mother's burger is unusual. It is an 8-ounce patty of ground round chuck, stuffed with cheddar cheese, covered with a Cajun batter, and - are you ready for this - deep-fried."

yeah....

Saturday, May 9, 2009

a burger series detour into little odessa...

http://nymag.com/guides/everything/brighton-beach/55994/index1.html

In a World of Tasty Meat-Filled Starches

A culinary tour of the neighborhood’s main drag


Map by Jason Lee


1. Cafe Glechik
3159 Coney Island Ave.; 718-616-0766.
With recipes cribbed from the owner’s grandmother (naturally), this busy café serves the best Ukrainian food in the city. A bowl of ruby-red borscht ($6) provides the warm-up for the epic Glechik stew—fall-off-the-bone short ribs with an oniony sauce and crisp-fried potato dumplings that gradually soak up the meat juices ($14.50).



2. Café Kashkar
1141 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-743-3832.
The lamb-and-dough-centric cuisine of Uzbekistan’s Uighur community is well represented at this nook by exotica like samsa (flaky pastries with juicy, hand-chopped lamb filling, $2.50), Chinese-style lagman noodles, served either stir-fried ($7.50) or in a bracing lamb soup ($6), and the zesty glass-noodle salad called langsai ($7).

3. Vintage Food Corporation
287 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-769-6674.
Thronged with shoppers from Russia’s southern and eastern fringes, this fragrant Turkish bazaar is one of the city’s best sources for inexpensive, high-quality nuts and dried fruits. The jars of pekmez (thick grape molasses) isn’t normally seen outside Istanbul.



4. Café La Brioche
1073 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-934-0731.
This Russian-Jewish bakery smells of sweet dough and fresh coffee. Buy plump vatrushki danishes, slabs of honeyed poppy-seed roll, and crumbly rugalach. The sour-cream-filled smetannik cake ($4 a pound) is the sine qua non of Russian home desserts.

5. Ocean View Café
290 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-332-1900.
While regulars order Caesar salad with smoked eel ($14) at this vaguely nautical-themed storefront, non-Russians should stick to the comfort foods: fluffy cheese blintzes ($6.50) or the remarkably delicate stuffed cabbage in tomato sauce ($9.50). Vodka—sold by the gram, in the best Soviet tradition—should be downed with the house-cured herring ($8), coupled with dilled roasted potatoes and wisps of red onion to cut the richness.

6. Gold Label Deli
281–285 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-743-3900.
Pirozhki are the quintessential Russian street food, and the stand here serves the best. Besides the proletarian fried-yeast dough pies with cabbage or meat (greasy but good, from $1 to $6), you’ll find khachapuri (Georgian cheese pastries, from $2), various strudels, and terrific Moldovan plachinda—flat, round pies with a tangy feta-and-scallions filling ($2.50).

7. Ocean Wine & Liquor
514 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-743-3084.
Since so many restaurants here are BYO, you’ll need a good source for vodka. Here you’ll find more than 50 varieties—pure, or in such flavors as buffalo grass (zubrovka), birch-tree buds, and honey and pepper.



8. Gastronom Arkadia
1079 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-934-7709.
Many markets have copious buffets, but this has the tastiest food, for about $3.99 a pound. Try the smoky split- pea soup, juicy minced-meat lyulya kebab, plump golden fish cakes, and the vegetable-stuffed pickled eggplant.

9. Food Heaven
239 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-743-4700.
The neighborhood’s answer to Dean & DeLuca: There are handsome gift jars of exotic fruit compotes from Azerbaijan, rounds of smoked suluguni cheese (a kind of Georgian mozzarella), and snow-white slabs of salo—the Ukrainian answer to lardo di Colonnata. The upstairs café attracts matronly types with fancy teas (such as Kusmi) and fanciful méringue tortes shipped in from the mother country.



10. Brighton Bazaar
1007 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-769-1700.
Most large delis here excel in something particular; this one, which also includes a well-curated fresh-produce section, is the best source of cold- and hot-smoked fish, whether salmon, chubs, whitefish, or the Ur-Slavic sturgeon.

11. Primorski
282 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-891-3111.
This 28-year-old stalwart churns out consistently professional Georgian-Russian-Ukrainian-Jewish fare (don’t miss the skewered lamb riblets, $13.50, or blini, which they call a “Russian crêpe,” frosted with salmon caviar, $9.50). At night, the scene turns into a Felliniesque bar mitzvah—think burly Russian guys dancing to “Hava Nagila” with faux-Chanel-clad peroxide blondes.

12. M & I International Food
249 Brighton Beach Ave.; 718-615-1011.
Mineral water from the Republic of Georgia, Polish porcini mushrooms, acres of smoked meats and fish—it’s all here, somewhere, at this two-story food emporium. The prepared cold-food section has excellent eggplant appetizers (from $4.99 per pound), and the slender kabanosy sausages from the cold-cuts counter are great on the grill.



13. Varenichnaya
3086 Brighton 2nd St.; 718-332-9797.
Take a dumpling tour of the former U.S.S.R. at this small spot, named for the signature Ukrainian noodle pouches, vareniki. The flat, slippery specimens are filled with anything from potatoes ($6.50) to pot cheese ($6.95); other good choices include the round, hand-shaped Siberian veal or chicken pelmeni ($6.50), and the fat steamed Uzbek lamb manti ($8.50).

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Our most recent obsession


Satisfying one sweet tooth at a time...

Momofuku Bakery Bar

We visit at least once a week now, much to the detriment of our waistline.

Our fave? The banana cake: banana bread, banana cream, hazelnut crunch, gianduja fudge, and maybe peanut butter? Yum!

Picture from Yelp user Laurie C.

Our Competition

A link to the competition...

Friday, May 1, 2009

Kingswood: a place for young men and the cougars that love them

what we love: solid burger. the sweet and tangy sauce on the burgers was quite nice. truffle fries were well executed.

what we could live without: the pretense. people from the bar encroaching on our table. snotty hostesses.

burger scale: B-

price range: Burgers were $16 and included truffle fries

payment method: Any. They rudely added a presumptuous 20% gratuity on our mere party of 6.

We should have known the score with this place immediately when they wouldn't let us make a reservation for 10, favoring instead a 6 and 4 top solution to their prix fixe requirement (apparently this keeps the kitchen from being overwhelmed) Finally, after our thoroughly duped hostess vituperated us for being sneaky, our party of 6 was seated at long wooden table that would seat about 20 in this west village homage to hipster pretense. They had this woman working the door, and the rest of their staff resembled these guys.

The scene at the bar was highly entertaining, eurotrash mixed with jersey cougars and a side of west village hipsters. The menus came, and there was only one burger option to be had, so we went all in. We also tested their mac and cheese and several items from their upscale drink menu.

The burger was of the larger variety, and sported pepper jack, avocado, tomato, lettuce, and a tangy sauce that was well executed. The bun was standard issue, though a bit large. The entire burger needed to be cut to be easily consumed.

The truffle fries were excellent, and served with a dallop of a spiced mayonnaise which conjured thoughts of frittes in Amsterdam. The mac and cheese was over truffled and under-cheesy, and in general was found wanting.

Summary: Good burger at great burger prices. Come for the cougars, stay for the pretense.

For more pictures of our Kingswood outing, click here.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

All Porked Out?

We love the other white meat. Oftentimes more so than we love the original white meat. A while back, we mentioned our eagerness to visit Porchetta, fancy wholesome purveyor of the other white meat.

We had some time on our hands yesterday, so we went for lunch. It was overwhelming, but not in that completely positive, twinkle in our eyes sort of way. More in the, wow, this is just TOO MUCH. It was a little...dare we say it...too much pork for us.

Nonetheless, for what it is, for what it advertises, and for what it is trying to be, it is quite good. We suggest you go and check out Porchetta's oinkers yourself and let us know what you think. Is it too much of a good thing, not enough of a good thing, or just right?

http://www.porchettanyc.com

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Bobby Flay on Burgers



The Burger Joint? Really? Proof that once again, Fobby Blay doesn't know crap about food, but the map might come in handy when you're heading out of town...

also: highly entertaining fark comments rebutting their choices can be found here

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Fifth Third Burger


It's made with five patties plus chili, American cheese, nacho cheese, tortilla chips, salsa, lettuce, tomato and sour cream — all piled on an 8-inch bun.

The mammoth meal weighs more than 4 pounds.

This monster of a burger is called the Fifth Third burger. It has five 1/3-pound patties of beef.

It's the caloric equivalent of nine Big Macs.

This is a burger that's so big, it has to be served in a pizza box with an open top.

CNN lists five burger joints worth visiting


Five tasty burger joints worth visiting

Double or...nothing?


NY Magazine breaks down the best double patty burger joints in NYC:
http://www.nymag.com/restaurants/features/55484

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

An Eggcellent Sandwich

Happy Easter! Check out Kitchen Adventures instructions for making a pretty amazing fried egg sandwich:

http://girlymae.vox.com/library/post/guest-blog-the-great-fried-egg-sandwich.html

Burger Series 18: Kingswood

We meet at Kingswood this month.

The Aussie restaurant/bar/lounge earned a place on Adam Platt's Where to Eat 2008 list and garnered a 2008 Best of NY's Best Bar Meal shout out. This is what Adam Platt has to say about the $15 (yes, $15!!!) burger:

In accordance with the fashion of the day, the menu also features a cheeseburger so imposing it prompted one excitable hamburger loon at my table to exclaim, "I'm going to have to take my jacket off to eat this burger!" The Ruby's Bronte Burger comes with a tangle of truffle fries, is dressed with a slab of melted Gruyere and a carefully arranged fan of avocado, and is, for the record, quite excellent. Indeed, what separates this newly popular, casually themed restaurant from the rabble of other newly popular, casually themed restaurants in town is the polished quality of the cooking...

Please let us know if you'll be able to make it so we can make a reservation with the right numbers. We hope to see you there.

- The Burger Series

Mona Greasa

An entirely new use for (poor) burgers....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NndPyWDnK34

Friday, April 10, 2009

3-Star Michelin chef creates a signature burger

It's a sign of the times when 3-star Michelin chefs start cranking out signature burgers, but that's what Cyril Renaud of Fleur de Sel has done at his new downmarket venture, Bar Breton. The food reviews are mixed (mostly on the mediocre side), but the burger review doesn't sound bad.

http://nymag.com/restaurants/reviews/55656/